hades isn’t a badass. hades named his three-headed-guard-of-the-underworld-dog spot. hades whispers to his flowers to make them grow. hades grows fruit. there’s no sun in the underworld.

hades isn’t a badass. stop saying this false thing

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I like how women’s hair dye is like GET RID OF ALL GREY YOU OLD HAG and men’s is like yeah you can choose how much grey you want it makes you look wise

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if my kids aren’t internet sensations i give up

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Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

(Source: keyote)

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girls who can run in heels should be feared

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how did you go from cute to annoying so fast

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im in one of those ‘cuddle up with someone and watch a lame movie while i kiss their neck and casually take off their pants’ mood

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You can’t pick and choose what parts of feminism you want. You can’t support your queer sisters but not your trans sisters. You can’t support your fat sisters but not your sisters of colour. Being a feminist means creating a positive and equal space for women. The second you start excluding women based on which characteristics you do or do not find appealing you have defeated the whole point of being a feminist.

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me 11:59 September 30th


me 12:00 October 1st


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