supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

273,269 notes

titytwochainz:

you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch

97,671 notes

scroturn:

i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me

579,648 notes

real-gifs:

au8:

I was just reading AOL is announcing “a new way to connect with each other” in a couple days and I THINK AIM MIGHT BE COMING BACK AS AN APP! What do YOU think?

I THINK YOU’RE RIGHT AND AIM WILL BE BACK

16,090 notes

*high fives your ass*

343,044 notes

lovesexdeath-valley:

seriously under-appreciated fall out boy songs

• “tell that mick he just made my list of things to do today”
• homesick at spacecamp
• my heart is the worst kind of weapon
the entire album of pax am days what the hell
• music or the misery
• you’re crashing but you’re no wave
• pretty much all of take this to your grave

52 notes

Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation

(Source: tokyogals)

484,964 notes
Reblog if your penis is on fire right now like actually in flames

(Source: naniithran)

11,937,006 notes

fratboycalumhood:

Do you ever see one of your tumblr friend’s post and it has loads of notes and you’re just like “That’s it, that is my friend. I know them. Me, yes me i know them” 

(Source: flannelcalumhood)

6,341 notes

canadianslut:

*listens to an acoustic performance*

ohhh so that’s what they’re saying

389,092 notes